Fastest Weight Loss Method, EVER!
Have you ever found yourself wondering what the fastest way
to lose weight was? Well, the truth is, the fastest way is to chop both of your
legs off.
This method of losing weight may not be the most popular or the
most convenient way of losing weight, but it is by far one of the fastest. You
can lose more than thirty percent of your body weight with this simple chop
chop!
Think about it. Do you really want to spend hours upon hours
of doing obnoxious exercises in a gym? Not only do you have do you have to deal
with being sweaty and gross, but you also have to deal with other gym goers. These
other gym goers can be annoying, gross, or just plain creepy. Do you really
want to spend your precious time with these people?
So, why bother going to the gym, just lose weight the fast
way and chop off your legs!
That sounds like an infomercial about the next chop-chop tool for losing weight.:) But it does not sound like a news story. I guess it is not easy to talk about the fastest way to lose weight in the form of inverted pyramid. The question "why" is only partially answered when you talked about the gym goers. The idea is good, though!
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